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红山狼hongshanlang's space 野鸡大学附：50余所被美国夏威夷州政府起诉并败诉的“野鸡大学”名单： American World University Academy of Natural Therapies American Institute of Management Studies American International University of Management & Technology American National University American State University American States College American University of Hawaii Anglo American University Atlantic International University Brighton University Cambridge State University Culture University Earthnet Institute Eden University Empire University Frederick Taylor International University Friends International Christian University Golden Pacific University The Man of the HouseThe husband had just finished reading a new book entitled: "You Can Be the Man of Your House." He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly: "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"   His wife replied, "The %*!@#&% funeral director would be my guess."  A true lawyer story only in AmericaThis is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued... and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires." NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine. This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. ONLY IN AMERICA!!! What is it?脚跨黄河天堑， 手握中央文件， 前边机枪扫射， 后边飞机扔炸弹。 。。。。 惊起。。。一片。 电话江姐来电话问： 国民党推翻了吗？答：被阿扁推翻了，国共成了好朋友！ 董存瑞来电话问：劳动人民还当牛做马吗？答：都下岗了，不劳动了！ 刘胡兰来电话问：姐妹们地位都提高了吧？答：提高了，都当小姐了。 杨子荣来电话问：土匪都剿灭了吧？答：都当警察了！ 雷锋来电问话： 地主都打倒了吗？答：都入党了。 马克思来电话问：资本家都消灭了吗？答：都进党中央了！ |
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